Recipe for Disaster or A Chicken Allergy?

So I've either derived the official Recipe for Disaster, or perhaps I've developed some sort of allergic reaction to Chicken? Anyone who was at the last Wednesday Eve should be able to vouch for me here. It's actually not very good, when you do it backwards like that!

So far my ability to consume Beef has not been affected.

Here's the thing. I like cows, and I wouldn't want to see anything bad happen to one of them... so the unasked question that appears before me, is it really fair to eat the meat of an animal if I would have chosen not to watch the slaughter?

I suppose that life isn't really fair all of the time. But we can always pretend together, yes?