"I spent all day Friday trying to get my environment working! I wasted an entire day. How do they expect us to get any development working if we can't get a stable development environment?" -- overheard from the other side of a cubicle wall at a nameless company.
So I spent $100 a little while back on a toy for myself. I mean it's not so much a toy, as an investment. OK so it's a toy, but a well-designed useful toy that is very helpful for expressing the frustration you might experience as a developer.
It's one of those neat little Sidekick things. It doesn't do anything worthwhile, besides taking pictures on a MicroSD card at 1280x1024 pixels. It has a simple notepad, a task organizer and a calendar, which lose all of their data as soon as the battery runs out. Without a service plan, it's really not much of an organizer at all.
So then why do I call it an investment? Because it doesn't charge me $70 every month for the privilege of using it. My Verizon phone reliably sends me a bill every month, and still, the most frequent caller is this fellow Sultan from Saudi Arabia, whose calls get forwarded from my Skype account. These days you don't need a mobile phone any more than you need OnStar.
We hold these truths to be self evident: you can talk to your friends face to face. Except when you can't, then you can use the Internet.
Apparently they are holding on tight to the Sidekick developer keys these days, because it turns out that if you have one you can actually circumvent all of the copyright protections on the device and run any subscription-based programs (that you or your friend probably bought and paid for at least once) without paying a recurring subscription fee.
Are there any other developers out there like myself that think this sounds like a good thing? Subscription software is the road to a never-ending pyramid game. I don't want to go down that road, I just want to pay the bills so I can live indoors and eat food! And, you know, maybe take a couple of days for traveling every once in a while.
Anyway, I want something to do with my free time, and I'd like to believe it might make some money one day. The Danger team says I have to provide some evidence that I am a developer to receive a developer key. They've provided lots of well-organized documentation and a simulator that I can run on my own computer.
To hook all of my devices together and make them do my bidding, they are asking that I demonstrate some competency in that skill. All they want in return for building the device is a slightly new idea and an implementation, and they have promised to respond in kind with a developer key and further support regarding sales and marketing. Now I've got a pretty good idea for them, and I might even have time and expertise to implement it myself.
The project: integrate a set from the toys listed below, and come up with a cool name to call the resulting program by... here's the list: bluetooth, tomboy/wiki, sidekick/hiptop, java, groceries/recipes, collaborative team sharing, web desktop. Come again? I want a [java] program simulating the popular Tomboy application for Linux (it's a personal wiki).
I want it to run on my Danger Hip-top and synchronize with my desktop computer across a Blue-Tooth link. I want to keep my grocery list on it, I'd love it to integrate with Quickbooks for expense reporting, and it should also have a sharing component to make selected pages available to a team of people with (or without) danger Hip-tops. There should be a desktop component with a similar interface, or at least a web interface that authenticates by e-mail address.
Read about D-Bus, I think these concepts are important.
And sorry folks, the UI testing work and Blackjack simulator that I promised have been delayed again. Turns out the most useful tool, FolderShare, is in fact blocked by name from the corporate firewalls. Good thing I spent so many months working with Subversion, but it's still not end-user easy. I wonder if I'll have any more luck with iFolder when I get that up and running.
Hopefully we'll have more news before next weekend... I want to start a group discussion on Saturday or Sunday on one or the other project.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Personal Todo
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First I have to tell you, nobody wants to work on a Saturday or a Sunday. I used to do this all the time, for no pay at all, you know just something I do for my own personal growth and satisfaction.
It can't work that way anymore. Bill collectors want their money. I have to be more agressive about product distribution and collecting fees, or I'm going to find myself eating plastic when my credit card companies finally cut off my food supply.
No more free shell accounts! I'm sorry Joe, don't worry, you paid your subscription fee for time being, but it really can't go on like this forever. I want money.
There are a few kinds of money:
Ruby Software - if you can make it work and help me figure out how to test and prove that it works, then we can print our own money, a little bird told me.
Wireless Internets - these people have got the same idea as I have, so it turns out people are willing to live without a landline and the phone companies are beginning to cut the cord!
It means they don't have to send invaders to your home anymore, he doesn't bring any food and it's very awkward having someone in your home like that, don't you think?
So, they've established these brick-and-mortar Cricket stores and you can feel good about buying from a person, but cut the cord nonetheless. That's very good. I hope they can eat next month as well. Surely, those phone-selling robots have some skills, right?
For some reason this blog doesn't seem to receive tracebacks or pingbacks, or doesn't post them. Maybe it's a spam filter?
Well, it's an unconstitutional spam filter... Jack is the part of me that continues to give a crap about the people who are trapped in a casino.
They are either buying phones or selling phones or accepting jobs in high-value real estate, where beautiful and exotic women are sure to take any money that they are able to hold away from their creditors. Uh-oh, there aren't any bankers listining are there?
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