C'est Magnifique!

Yes, that's really a layered cake, made with three enormous loaves of meat, iced with mashed potatoes and ketchup.

Ingenious? Brilliant? Outrageous? Magnificent. A work of art. I am without words to describe. The whole nation of India had better be laughing; this is funny, even if ten cows had to die!

I got my dad a book by Bill O'Reilly instead. What in Sam Hell was I thinking?

Maybe next year Dad!